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Friday
Aug062004

Your Time to Shine

Ok, now's your chance to help me make the new TSS better than ever! Got a great download I haven't covered yet? How about a Windows tweak or trick you've just been waiting for me to discover? I want to hear your ideas. Comment below or send your ideas to sarahtss@gmail.com . Let's see what y'all got!

If you can turn me onto something new and/or crazy, I'll give you credit if I feature your idea on the show. Weird and clever websites are also welcomed (I'm trying to incorporate a little more wackiness into all of our lives).

Thanks in advance!
s

Monday
Aug022004

Palms and Deserts

I'm convinced the palm trees on my new street are trying to jump into the ocean. My block runs north to south, and sits just a few blocks away from the water. So, say you're looking south. The trees bend boldly west, practically uprooting themselves- or at least severing their trunks- in the process of getting just a bit more salty mist. I'm assuming it's the salty mist they like? Because it's not like they were just planted hastily... these dogs have been growing for like 50 years. Very odd.

In tech news, today was the transplants' first day in the new offices at G4TechTV. We had lots of orientation meetings, pizza, and copious helpings of caffeine as we settled into our new cubicles. I love mine- after bribing Dan into switching with me by way of extreme social engineering, I'm in a lovely corner unit with a window right across from Heather and the rest of the Unscrewed crew. Aces!

It's worth mentioning that last week Kevin and I spent some time in Las Vegas to visit family and attend BlackHat and DefCon. I had a great time, thanks in part to the large number of you who kept sending tequila shots to our table. A big high-five to the rest of you who came up and said hello sometime during the downward spiral of a productive weekend... yes, even you, Mr. Drunk Guy who insisted on hugging me. Because of your support, I'm glad I made the Def pilgrimage. 

However, I'm going to be honest. I'm a HUGE magic fan, and so the highlight of my 5-day trip to the desert was undoubtedly the Lance Burton show at the Monte Carlo. How does he do it? If you haven't seen his shtick yet, do yourself a favor and book a couple seats during your next gambling adventure. You'll be amazed!

Sunday
Jul252004

I Love L.A.?

I always liked the Randy Newman song, but until this week couldn't really tell you if I actually liked the place itself.  See, even though I'm from California, I grew up in the Bay Area and had no reason to ever venture past Santa Cruz. My parents and I went to San Diego once when I was nine or ten, but all I remember of that trip was getting stuck in traffic coming back across the border from Tijuana and buying a donkey piggy bank from a crappy vendor who had just painted it minutes before selling it to me, which caused the paint rub off all over my new off-the-shoulder Baja dress as my dad cursed the lady in front of us who kept letting other cars take cuts. I think I cried, and the farthest south we ever went as a family again was Monterey.

Clearly L.A. is not to blame for Mexican border scams, but my point- and I do have one- is that most of us who've grown up in either California's northern or southern regions agree that the two seem like completely different worlds. California is a huge, vast state with a wide range of climates, terrains, flora, fauna, and most certainly lifestyles, all of which go through some sort of metamorphosis along the 101. Yes, I just said "the 101." If you're from California, you'll understand. I've always gotten the impression that the North feels generally superior to its dry, arid neighbor downstairs and I always wondered if the disdain was warranted.

Now's my chance to find out firsthand, because as you all know, I just moved to LA! Or if you didn't know, now you know. Despite being horrified at the prices of "little beach pads" by the water- money that made San Francisco look affordable, no joke- I secured a great one on my third day of looking. Believe me, after the first two days, I thought I had made a huge mistake. Luck is grand. Kevin and I have been furniture shopping like a couple of decorators, but I suspect he's not having quite as much fun as I am.

More things I have learned after 5 days in LA:

  1. If you're into a healthy, organic lifestyle, you won't have a problem here. Everybody wants to look good and many have actually mastered the concept that you are what you eat.
  2. That other song is true. Nobody walks in LA. They drive to their gym instead.
  3. If you never want to see a freeway, there are 12 billion surface streets that will probably get you there faster.
  4. Everyone is "in the industry." You can imagine how easily a largely superficial industry has bred a thriving superficial society. It's fascinating. Yes, I realize I am also in the industry.
  5. Smog makes for dramatic sunsets. But it's still smog, and so that kinda kills the pretty pink effect.

  6. There's some sort of karate craze happening down here. Or maybe it's always been popular. I wouldn't know, since I've only lived here for five days.
  7. Celebrities are everywhere, and contrary to popular belief, are actually human. I'd tell you who I sat next to at dinner last night, but name dropping is so L.A. (NorCal 4 life!)

Sunday
Jul112004

Celluloid Lane: "I, Robot"

irobotsmall Earlier this week I was lucky enough to attend a pre-release screening of "I, Robot", 20th Century Fox's cinematic take on the short stories of Isaac Asimov.

If you aren't already familiar with Asimov's impressive sci-fi collection, let me get you up speed with his Three Laws of Robotics:

1. A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First and Second Laws.

In theory, these Laws seem kind of perfect and fool-proof, right? Robots are good, robots help people, robots stay safe. And that's exactly what we see as "I, Robot" (the movie) begins. In the futuristic city of Chicago set in 2035, humans and robots mingle seamlessly as machines have taken over life's dirty work. But a new revolution is on the horizon, as a brand-new model called the NS-5, manufactured by corporate giant U.S. Robotics (USR), is about to be shipped to households in numbers that will swell the robot population to 1 unit to every 5 humans. The movie cleverly incorporates Asimov's Laws into the slogan USR has created on billboards around the city touting the NS-5's guarantee: "Three Laws Safe!"

Detective Del Spooner (Will Smith) is a vintage-loving cop wary of robots and their infinite logic. He doesn't trust their inability to make emotionally-charged choices and suspiciously awaits a big malfunction. When the facts on a suicide from inside USR's headquarters don't add up, you can bet Spooner's on the case. It's at this point that he's introduced to Dr. Susan Calvin (Bridget Moynahan), a shy, brilliant robot psychologist working for USR and lacking a few good ol' human social skills. Together they try to figure out the mystery behind this death with the help of one very unique NS-5 robot named Sonny, one that is markedly different from its peers.

I'm not going to give away the plot, so if you're intrigued by what you've read so far, you'll probably dig this film. The sci-fi aspect alone is fascinating, and a surprisingly believable peek into a future Chicago is carefully thought-out and a joy to observe. "I, Robot" also claims to feature the most advanced CGI character ever on film (the robot Sonny), and I imagine you tech buffs will have a field day debating this film's proper rank on the special effects scale. It looked pretty good to me, but I also suspect that SFX are like megapixels to my eyes: once the picture looks good, further advances provide diminishing returns.

And forgive me for pointing out the obvious here, but action movies have become so utterly, painfully obvious and predictable (e.g. hero/sexy woman/danger/car chase/explosion/sexual tension/car chase II/ injury almost to the point of death/motorcycle chase once car is demolished in climactic car chase III) that I have a hard time accepting them time after time. Will Smith, already a proven actor capable of more than guns and one-liners, offers up little more here than big muscles and weak jokes. I'm not surprised, but rather disappointed, with both the film's producers and the enthusiastic audience for allowing this kind of uncreative nonsense to seep into every freakin blockbuster released in the last ten years.

Ok so it wasn't perfect, but I liked the movie. Good premise, good adaptation of a science fiction concept first delivered over half a century ago, good effects. Just don't expect twists and turns beyond the Hollywood norm and you'll be fine.

Thursday
Jul082004

Win Tweak: Customize Windows Explorer

I've gotten about five million complaints from folks who just hate how Windows Explorer opens in the My Documents folder by default. So today I'll show you an easy way to change that.

First, locate the shortcut that launches Windows Explorer. If you don't have one, go to Start/Programs/Accessories/Windows Explorer and create a shortcut on your desktop. Now, right-click the new shortcut and choose Properties. Click on the Shortcut tab at the top. In the target field, add " /e," to the end of the string (without the quotes). In other words, space, forward slash, the letter e, comma to the end of the current string. At this point, add your destination of choice to the end of the string addition you just added, without any extra spaces.

For example:
" /e,C:\Windows" will open up C:\Windows.
" /e,E:\Sarah's Rollercoaster Pics" will open up that pic folder on my E drive.

Let's say you prefer to launch Windows Explorer via keyboard shortcuts. Right-click the shortcut again and choose Properties. Under the shortcut tab, there is a field called Shortcut Key. It's set to none by default. You can modify it as long as the first two keystrokes are "Control+Alt". I modified mine by clicking in the field and typing "E". It will automatically convert the E into "control+alt+E". You can use any letter you want, as well as many other standard keys.

Now, let's say you prefer to launch Windows Explorer from your Quick Launch toolbar. All you have to do is right-click the current shortcut sitting in your Quick Launch toolbar and delete it. Now, take the shortcut on your desktop we've just modified and drag it into your Quick Launch toolbar. Voila! Now your Quick Launch shortcut for Windows Explorer is updated with your new properties.

Below are two that have me stumped. If you can help, please comment below!!

1. How to carry my new properties over when I use the "Windows Key+E" keyboard shortcut.
2. How to carry my new properties over when I use the "Start/Run/Explorer" launch command.

Customization. The new black.
:)
Sarah