I'm pretty sure black beans are better for me than pinto beans, but still

Dear New Spot Mexican restaurant on 3rd/20th Streets in San Francisco's historic Dogpatch district,

I have an issue with your establishment. But not for the reasons you might think. Let me explain. See, I love Mexican food. Nachos are my idea of a perfect meal. Ask anyone. I know that this isn't your problem, but it's just that last week I starting working about half a block away from you. Once I became aware of your existence, I naturally felt it was my civic duty to sample your offerings. I chose what I thought was a relatively harmless "super baby burrito". You know, like a super burrito but not so big that I want to hibernate for seven years after eating an entire one. Obviously you know what I'm talking about - it's on your menu. Silly me! Anyway, the issue I have is that the super baby burrito is way, way too tasty (I always order the veggie/black bean version if that helps put things into perspective). In fact, I've eaten one every day since my first day on the job. It's troubling, New Spot Mexican Restaurant. Very troubling. I'm sort of afraid that I might not be able to NOT buy one tomorrow, too. And then the next day after that. For all eternity. Which, understandably, makes me a little nervous.

So I'm hoping you might be able to just refuse service to me when I come up to the counter tomorrow around 12:35 P.M.? Or better yet, lock the front door when you see me coming up the sidewalk? If I got all the way to the counter you might feel trapped and give in to me, because I can be very persuasive about ordering Mexican food if given the chance. So yeah, locking the door before I get in might be a better idea. I'm fairly easy to spot. I'm that rather small woman on her cell phone that's always sprinting toward your restaurant. I know it probably seems like I'm running FROM something, but in all honesty I'm just excited to eat.  If locking the door screws up your lunch rush, I totally understand. My next suggestion would be to just remove the "super baby burrito" option from your menu altogether. Then you don't even have to worry if you see me loitering about, because the issue will have already been disposed of.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation,

Sarah

Comments

[Dennis D]

I don't care who you that right there is a funny postLMAO

[BrionG]

Ohhh ... *that's* what you meant about Black Beans ... {LOL}

[Liana]

"I know it probably seems like I'm running FROM something, but in all honesty I'm just excited to eat."Hahaha, that is still cracking me up! :)

[Sharon Douglas]

That's too funny :) I know how it is when you find a food you totally love... I am addicted to Trader Joe's Mini Tacos! Knowing trader Joes.... I expect to find them discontinued any day now.

Good Luck on your new job, it must be nice to see a lot of familiar faces!

Has Brendan had any luck in finding a job?

[Grill cook @ New Spot Mexican]

NO BoRRITO FOR JOO!!

(in heavy mexican accent)

[John]

Don't you get some flatulence from this stuff. You might wwant to consult your co=workers. Better yet don't

[Douglass]

Sarah your such a silly rabbit.

[Jon]

I could go for a quesadilla right about now.

[Chris]

I feel that way about a resturant here...can't go a day about thining about it!! lolIs your new job in media? Or are you staying away from networks now?

[Internet's Martin Sargent]

I ate there today and about 30, 35 minutes later my ass exploded. Thanks Sarah.

[BrionG]

ROTFLM(A)O, Martin ... {see above}.

[Dennis D]

Good one Martin ha ha. wonder of Sarah is taking in the All Star Game Tonight

[Chris Magruder]

Hey Sarah, im watchin E3 and its so boring with out you on it, kelvin is so lonely, lol, luv ya

[Clintus McGintus]

Nachos really are the perfect food. And black beans are so much better than pinto.

[Grill cook @ New Spot Mexican]

A BEAN ES A BEAN!

JUS EAT DA BEAN!

[Ron]

Being a little selfish are we not?

Once again putting the burden on someone else, rather than exerting some self control!!!

Just kidding very amusing.

[John]

Being a little shellfish aren't you.

[John]

Being a little shellfish aren't you.

[Olivia Munn]

Dear Sara,Please replace me on Attack of the Show.Thank you.

[Buckly]

Ok, that last comment was pretty hilarious.

[John]

I have put the New Spot restaurant on my must visit list as soon as I am released. (By the way you may not want to lunch with Martin, bring Olivia)

[Liana]

LMAO @ the Munn comment above. I don't hate Ms. Olivia, but my oh my how I wish you would return. I miss you. :(

[John]

What part of moving on doesn't anybody understand? There's nothing funny there. They are all friends.

[Liana]

Wow, I thought finding something funny was a personal choice. Thanx for letting us know, pal!

[Walter C.]

Have you tried paying with Russian money? And with all those beans you don't want your co-workers calling you 'Pootie-Poot' behind your back do you?

[Dixon Smith]

Where did she go???

[fsroff]

I think she is in the rest room, She's had a few to many burritos.

[Lookman Mojeed]

i cant eat burritos because it gives me gas :'(

[Dennis D]

I'd like to be in San Fran to try that place out, love the stuff sounds like a place i would visit alot . I would like to try it before it gets closed for contributing to Global Warming lol

[Paul]

Don't eat. Being skinny will give you love.

[Josh]

wow i think i have been under a rock for a couple of years. You are working for revision 3 now. i didn't even know when you left G4. In all honesty best move you could have made. Hey best of luck you rock!!!.