Everything I Need to Know About Myself...

...I learned from Google searches. A search for me on the beloved search engine reveals these ten little known facts:

10. I play women's soccer in Wheaton, Illinois. I'm a midfielder.

9. I'm also a marketing manager at MIT.

8. In 2002 I was the National Arts winner in dance for my ballet skills.

7. Interestingly enough, was born in 1642 in Milford New Haven CT, and died about 40 years later.

6. I then played Cosette in Les Miserables at the Palace Theater in London. My parents were very proud.

5. I'm currently a lawyer. I also pay the violin and like badminton.

4. When inquiring about the International Council on Mining and Metals, I'm the one to talk to.

3.  I'm an abstract painter.

2. James McVarlo married me in 1710 and made me his widow in 1755.

1. Thankfully, I was crowned Miss Washington County Fair in 2001.

Yes folks, those are my stats, courtesy of Google. Don't even get me started on the number of results that claimed I am a street.

Thanks, Mom and Dad.

Comments

[CoolB]

Wow Sarah, if all that is true (and why should we doubt you or Google?) then you look amazing for your age!

And I bet that street just wants to be as lovely as you so it took your name to try and achieve such lofty goals, it could have asked first though...

[Aaron]

Yes. there is even a Yahoo group of people who used to live or currently live on you. The street that is.

[David]

LOL... That�s so weird...

I did a search for your name on google today, and was laughing at the exact same thing!



And look at how good of an artist you are... (via google image search)

http://www.calvaryjc.org/assets/children_assets/sarahl.jpg

[Lee]

You're lucky, Sarah. Most of the Google entries I find when I search for my name, I'm actually responsible for.

[Dan]

ill give u the top search result on my name. aperantly i wrote about USE OF OXYTOCIN DURING FARROWING: EFFECTS ON THE UMBILICAL CORD AND NEONATAL DEATHS IN PIGSseeing as maybe i know what half of that means im guesing i wrote in my sleep or something. also great picture it looks just like......a person

[David]

LOL...

Would Sarah Lane give you the time of day?Take The 10 Question quiz!

I only got 6 out of 10. :(

http://quizilla.com/users/sarahcougar2004/quizzes/How%20much%20of%20Sarah%20Lane's%20Approval%20Do%20You%20Have%3F/



Its the 9th hit on a google search for "Sarah Lane"

[David]

Yes... I am a moron.

I now realize there were only 7 questions... I was confusing this test with the grammar test Sarah posted several weeks ago.

How I yearn for an "Edit Post" feature!

[Guillaume]

At least your parents didn't name you Penny.

:o)

[Ralph]

Or named you:fast orexpress

[David]

Hey guys,

What time is Sarah usually at her desk? I work the deep night shift at a computer support call center and cant ever seem to catch her.

I find it a bit boring looking at her chair... And I really want know what�s in that bag on the corner!(I would ask her, but from what I can see I don�t think she replies to the comments)I like to think that she reads them though.

:P

Dave

[Corey]

nice

[Matt C]

I am a research asst. at the Fed, a senior security asst. at Boston University - which is very very odd, in a long-story kind of way, a Solicitor (Lawyer) in England, a conceptual artist influenced by classical art theories, a deceased Phish fan (creepy!), an Engineering professor at the University of Bradford in England, and a biophysics research assistant, and my favorite, "the only hall monitor for 6th period."

[Dennis]

A new song, sung to the tune of "Oh, Patrick Patrick"

Oh, Sarah Sarah! You're so geeky!Your Google(r) name search is so freaky!Oh, Sarah Sarah! You're so geeky!And your happy weblog is so cheeky!

[Johnny]

hey sarah, here's what's weird....I WORK for Bob Vila...

I had no idea he was gonna be on your show????

did you interview him?

small world.

oh, and beat this: I google searched my name and found a world famnous "saucier"

yep.

[Larry T]

I used to live on Sarah Lane :)

I found that I am a Deputy US Attorney for the Department of Justice and was active in the ENRON investigation.

I am also an artist, chemist, gospel radio dj, realtor, and most important;

I am a very important executive movie producer in Hollywood!

So, whenever you want an interview, let me know. I'm all yours!

:)Larry T

[boB]

Wow Sarah you have lived a fantastic life how doe Kevin even Keep up with you a still have time to be a host on TSS.boB

[Dan]

David web watcher u can tell it to record i guess would be the word a webcam from the net. thats how i used to see what the cast was up to while i was gone most of the day. i dont have the link so google it or maybe someone will post it cause it was a download of the day

[ShRooMy]

i got this from that qiz

You are my ultimate best friend, my soul mate oflife, friendship, and/or romance. I trust youcompletely and can tell you absolutelyanything. I love everything that you do,because I'm the same exact way. My love for youis equivalent to that of Torengos. Maybe evenhigher in your case.

You probably don't exist. You're probably myimaginary friend that I created to feel betterabout myself. And that's okay that I've donethat. I like being in denial.How much of Sarah Lane's Approval Do You Have? brought to you by Quizillayou rock sarah.

[David]

LOL..

i got this from the quiz...

I view you basically the same way I view Busch Light: I couldn't give a flying poop. I probably don't even notice you, until I'm forced to be in your presence. And even then, I'd probably chuck you aside. You were probably that weird kid in middle school that used to follow me around while I ignored you. So go away now.



Ouch!!!

[D man]

there is a Sarah Lane near my house and I drive on it almost every day.

[shroomy]

woo hahahahahahaha david.lol!

[Larry]

Man Sarah! You get around!

[Matt C]

"made you his widow?" Did the dearly departed Mr. McVarlo resort to foul play? Hast Thou Been Done In? For shame!

[Chris Inman]

Hmmm, thought I was the only one who searches for his copies. I am the original Hyper Smiley and in the end there can be only one ;-) That's what I get for artificially inseminating 100's of normal smiley's. One of my spawns is gay and loves to name cities after his last name. I guess there's a sensitive side in my gene pool somewhere. I can't seem to find it though. On the other hand my love of many sciences has spread like wildfire. Oddly enough I couldn't find any in the porn industry. Which is a good thing. My scary big yellow bannana is something the whole world doesn't have to see. Anyway, since I'm in a similar subject. Will the world be seeing any little Dark Tippers? I hope so. We need some fresh stock to purge the poisonous sea of mankind. Long live the multi billion Mary Kate and Ashley... I mean Sarah Lane empire!!!

Your part-time lover,Smiley Wonder 8D

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[steven christopher]

One more thing you didn't know (yet): the latest link posted on my website (http://stevedanforth.com/document/1126) (posted last week or so)

[Bruce]

After my Google search, I am a math professor at Iowa State, the writer of Wild Palms, a chemistry professor at Texas and a statistician at Colorado State.

[Yaps]

Thankfully, I got only the sites that I did when I googled myself...

[ShRooMy]

after a google ssearch i am apparently on a waiting list to get into kindergarden, am one of the top 4 scorers in the White Bear Lake Area Hockey Association for the 2002-2003 season, i guess its scores, thats all i could find, apparently i havent done much in my life, oh well i'm still waiting to get into kendurgartintake care,brandon

[Logical Informalities]

According to google I have a website named after me, used to be named Adam Rifkin, work for the Independant Film Society, go to the University of Houston, am a gay man in Austraila, and, contrary to all evidence worth looking at, am a woman who plays soccer. Am I busy or what?

Blah blah blah blah igit blah,I forgot my name

[Ash]

LOL thats sum facts :)

[Steven]

hey sara can you tell me how to get a job at tech tv, and what type of school i have to have?

[tim]

Wow Sara I am very impressed with your info. He He HeHe:)0

[TeSS]

Weird. I did this exact same thing on myself for the first time yesterday and now here I am reading about you doing it. The really cool thing I found was that there is a guy with my name that is also a web and graphics designer, but he is WAY better at it than I am. I was thinking about how cool it would be to start sending my prospective clients to HIS site to impress them. Okay, not really - my conscious doesn't allow that sort of behavior.

Oh, and I am also a(n):

-NFL football player - {incidentally this guy was born 10 months to the day before I was...this is getting creepier and creepier.}-A meteorologist in Florida-A realtor-A kid that was on an episode of Nickelodeon's You Can't Do That On Television in 1982-...and, well this football guy is apparently pretty popular....

[quartzextreme_quattro]

Wow...you played soccer? Same with me, I guess.

[Sandman]

You look very petite onthe show how tall are you and keep up the good work. Love and Peace

[Drake]

You are very pretty Sarah,anyway when did you start workin at TechTV?



Its a rare day indeed that we find ourselves completely and totally happy if you find that moment DONT lose it for once its lost its never the same even if you find it again!

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