Dr. Strangelane

So I'm flying down to LA on Friday to interview Rowan Atkinson and Natalie Imbruglia of "Johnny English." Very funny flick, by the way! And I don't even like comedies. Dan/Foo/Fluffins is insanely jealous, as Miss Natalie made his Top Five Hottest Girls list.

Yes, I know the full list. Ranked as follows:

5. Natalie Imbruglia

4. Elizabeth Hurley (replaced Tiffani Thiessen in intense last-minute showdown)

3. Julia Stiles

2. Kelly Hu

1. Zhang Ziyi

Natalie didn't make my list, but that's only because I don't have a list. But if I did, I think Brad Pitt would edge everyone else in the world out, except maybe George Clooney.

And yes, I really liked Ocean's Eleven. It's proof that God exists.
Apologies to all other celebrities.

Comments

[GrandmasterB]

Well now Ms. Lane you bring about an interesting question. Does anyone else keep a list of hottest celebs? I myself have a list...here goes.

1. Gwen Stefani2. Salma Hayek3. Jennifer Aniston4. Michelle Pfifer5. Natalie Portman

...anyone else

[steven christopher]

didn't have one until right now, my best shot:

1. Heidi Klum2. Miller Lite Mud Wrestle Girl 13. Miller Lite Mud Wrestle Girl 24. Shania Twain5. Avril Lavigne (accent)

disclaimer: list is subject to change within the next five minutes...

[B]

1. The girl in the Cheez-its commercial (who also was in Taco Bell having a Monterrey Match-up)2. Faith the Vampire Slayer (Eliza Dushku)3. Maggie Evans from Dark Shadows4. The Mom on Malcolm in the Middle5. Jewel (before the makeover)

Ok ok so I like plain janes

[Larry T]

1. Sarah Lane (bumped #2 down)2. Catherine Bell3. Jessica Alba4. Sumi Das5. Juliet Huddy6. The blonde from 24

I know, I'm all over the board.I had to have six, I hate odd numbers (OCD).

[elise]

Any ladies care to post their hottest guys lists?

Here's mine:1. Patrick Norton (hands down.. beats #2 out by miles)2. Ewan McGregor (found a pic of him in a kilt, yum)3. Joshua Jackson4. Nicholas Brendon (Xander's mad fly, yo)5. David Boreanaz6. James Marsters (I have a thing for vampires)

I too hate odd numbers.

[CoolB]

My list..

#1: Sarah Lane, Sumi Das, Cat Schwartz, Morgan Webb, Jessica Corbin, Megan Morrone and Erica Hill (massive 7 way tie for first, lol)#2: Chase Masterson#3: Nicole DeBoer#4: Shannon Kenny#5: Kirsten Dunst

[Don Labia]

Natalie Imbruglia Has Big eyes like a Furby

[Matt C]

Before I get to my list (which has been growing and evolving since, oh, middle school?), two quick comments: a)This is just THE perfect talk-amongst-yourselves topic, isn't it? and b)I suspect that all numbers are inherently odd. :)

Okay, weird stuff outta the way, here's the list (present company excluded):

6. Carrie-Anne Moss (moreso in "Memento" than in Matrix, IMHO.)5. Diane Lane4. Claire Forlani (at her best in Mallrats and Meet Joe Black)3. Mandy Moore2. Hillary Swank1. Elisha Cuthbert (the girl from 24)

same disclaimer...list likely to change before I hit the post button...

[Larry T]

Did anyone see the Maxim top 100 women for 2003?

Why wasn't Sarah on the list?

Why was Christina Aguilera number one?

"The eyes only see what the mind is prepared to comprehend..."

Hopefully next year Sarah! :)

[Chris Inman]

Sounds cool, I envy your trip, you get to have so much fun! It's sad you don't care for comedies though. You must watch Ratrace, trust me. There's a blooper with the pierced tongue guy that will have you laughing to tears. Plus the movie has Rowan Atkinson which the commentaries will show you he's completely different from his character. I know you will probably have to ask the tech question at the end. So help them out. It's funny how many get stunned at the question. And I know you'll be able to handle it cause you're so cool ;-) Anyway, I don't have a list either. All women are equally beautiful in different ways. It's like comparing beans and potatoes. Some go in and out of your life very quickly, and others fill you up and stick around :-) My fantasies aren't that strong were I need a list, but if I did you'd be #1 :-) I'm more interested in meeting people, and my path goes: friends->girlfriend->soulmate. I'm also more interested in what the ladies think so I can get plastic surgery. Brad Pitt's cool, but to be bumped by George Clooney :-( that's just my opinion. Anyway, have fun, and stay cool.

Hyper Smiley (bringing happiness one smile at a time)(sorry for the length, I got too much spare time)

[Brandon Eaker]

I dont have a list sarah's number 1 and thats it noone comes close. Ok so im sucking up :-). I think what every guy wants to know is:

Does Sarah have a boyfriend?And is it Kevin "D-Tip" Rose?

cause your really chumy with him.

[John-Paul]

Dude, Mr. Bean rocks! I bet that is a good movie.

Geez, buffy fans much here? Hands down best show on earth. So my list shouldn't suprize.

1. sarah michelle2. sarah michelle3. sarah michelle4. sarah michelle5. the bartender at applebees.

I joke, sarah is number one on the list but she doesn't take the whole thing.

Oceans Eleven was great, can't wait for Ocean's twelve.

[Cindy]

My list:1. Sarah2. Shania Twain3. Sarah4. Sarah5. Sarah

Did I say Sarah.

[Bruce]

FYI, Sarah, there's another sign god exists: there will be an Oceans 12.

[Ted]

An air of quirkiness permeates your segments. I'm amazed at how easy it is for you to come up with humorous and insightful commentary with inflections that can only be ad libbed. Certain things have to be rehearsed but its when you leave the script that you really shine. Your strength of conviction is well tempered by wacky stunts and a willingness to appear unglamorous. It's disarming. I've come to respect the people on the show and you've added yourself to their number with infectious charm and wit. You've blossomed well in the limelight. Can�t wait to see the cast members off the set. You guys should do more field trips.

[Corey]

I don't know why but for someone reason i can't come up with a list.

[Chris Inman]

Wow Ted, spoken like a true philosopher. I agree with your post. Although I think she brings a certain amount of glamour to the khaki, blue jean, tee-shirt world. I love Kevin Rose's style though. And I think the two of them add a certain sparkle to the set. They should never part or lose contact. It was sad when Leo was on vacation and Cat was the only one left holding the show together. I spent that time listening only to the sound. Anyway, long live the talent that is Sarah Lane!!!

Still haven't heard from the ladies. I know guys don't have the form and function of a woman. But we're good with our hands and overcompensate our inability to create babies by building shelves that lean. ;-)Watch Ratrace Watch Ratrace Watch Ratrace :-D

[Chris]

Sorry guys, the dark hair doesn't work for Christina Aguilera.

Yes Ocean's Eleven was a good flick. So is I-Spy.

Sarah GellarAli LarterJennifer AnistonKirsten Dunst

Ok, so I only have 4. I like a lot of local girls.

[Chris]

Hmm, are Kevin and Sarah together? Let's think for a moment shall we? She has links to both his site and IPMonster on her blog and on his site for a white there was a link to her picture, and the link said 'My Be'be'. You can put it together.

[B]

On the Sarah and Kevin together thing:

Leo once asked Sarah is she called Kevin 'Dark Tip' and she said "That is NOT what I call him." so there. Don't know if that helps.

Buffy rulez.

[Dan]

i could have sworn the was somewhere that said they where to together on the air or web i dont know maybe im just picking up on it but i thought someone had already said they were

[Darren]

I am suprised that Kevin didn't make your list.

[Chris Hansen]

I'm envious that you get to interview Rowan Atkinson! I've been a fan of his since... well, a long time (I have his comedy concerts on the original albums... you know, vinyl). I've even help to set up the Blackadder Reference Site!

Have fun and ask Rowan about cars...

[Chris Hansen]

Oh, for a shameless plug, the Blackadder Reference Site is at http://blackadder.powertie.org if anyone is interested.

[Nonie]

1. Karin Ziegler (My Fiance)2. Stacy Keibler (WWE....Google It)3. Kate Hudson4. Tara Reid5 Deborah From "Everybody Loves Raymond"6. Sarah Lane, Jessica Corbin, Morgan Mebb, Cat Scwartz, Megan Morrone, Kate Botello (whoa! retro) and of course Little Baby Morrone.

[Pete]

Sarah....you are beautiful!

[Brandon]

My list of top notch ladies...for whom it may concern:

1) Helen Mirren2) Irene Jacob3) Angela Bassett4) Juliet Binoche5) Lucy Liu

[Worldtechguy]

Might as well chip in with my top 5, in no particular order:

Lis Wiehl (Fox News Attorney-Babe)Heidi Collins (CNN Newsbabe)Lauren Graham (Gilmore Babe)Molly Henneberg (FoxNews Babe)Nancy Grace (CourTV Lawyer Babe)

Now it goes without saying (then why am I saying this?) that the TechTV bevy of Tech gals are fantastic. There is not a better turn-on than a beautiful woman that knows her technology.

[j.hold]

Ashley Judd is the finest human ever conceived. no argument ever.

[Tawnee Stone]

Natalie is very hot, you are quite lucky. She is a great singer.

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