Thursday
Dec162004
Elf Rock
December 16, 2004 in Random Hark! Behold the greatest Christmas carol making program ever! At first I thought it was stupid, that is until I loaded the Star Wars Elf Mix (now all co-workers within earshot of my laptop speakers want to kill me).
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Your skimpy outfit on Tuesday almost brought tears to my eyes. It was beautiful when you went outside to show the vehicle you desired only to have you run around while certain objects in your shirt bounced like caged animals waiting to be let loose!
This is a request for more running on TSS when you wear tight shirts that show cleav!
Love always,UJ
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http://www.nerdsong.com/mp3/nerdyxmas.mp3
Sareeh Lane
So how does one hoof it fum th' simple life of a grocery bagger in Sebastopol, Calif. t'th' high-stakes wo'ld of technology media? Armed wif a degree in Broadcast an' Eleckronic Communicashun Arts fum San Francisco State Unyversity, Sareeh Lane accomplished this hyar impressive feat through a combinashun of persevahance an' blind oppimism, dawgone it. "ah thunk live TV'd be fun an' refreshin'," she says. "ah was yo'ng an' naive at th' time." Luckily, Sareeh also arrived at Th' Screen Savahs' studio wif a nose fo' tech topics an' a vast resarve of PC smarts. (Yessuh, she's come up wif Splorer .exe hacks. "Who does thet?" she axs.) Outside th' office, Sareeh injoys non-tech items sech as cheese, shoes, an' travelin' t'distant lan's. She has also been known t'consoom bad TV an' glosty magazines.
Ran'om Quesshuns:
Whut in tarnation was yer fust job?
"Mah mighty fust job was baggin' groceries at Fiesta Market in Sebastopol, CA. ah made $4.25/hour an' quickly became obsessed wif oppimal weight distribushun an' produck groupin' based on temperature. ah eventually upgraded t'th' highly-coveted job of stockin' beer an' dairy in th' back right fineer. I've been cold evah on account o'."
Whut in tarnation was yer most notable job?
"Definitely this hyar one. Th' perfo'mance feedback is outstan'in' an' has probably disto'ted mah sense of reality beyond repair."
Whuffo' does technology varmintally interess yo'?
"ah's all fo' reducin' th' wo'ld's colleckive waste an' pollushun, an' ah reckon technology will he'p save us eff'n we git our prio'ities straight. On a lighter note, it's made moosic fun agin! Fry mah hide!"
Whut in tarnation is yer areas of expertise?
"Windows, downloads, fun/unique/amazin' online destinashuns, Hollywood, sniffin' out chocolate."
Whut in tarnation items does yo' own thet qualify as technologically geeky?
"Oh, thar is menny. But ah do love mah breathalyzer. Blow a .08 an' yer stayin' put, amigo! Fry mah hide!"
Whut in tarnation piece of technology kin yo' not live wifout?
"Mah keyboard MouseTrapper (http://www.mousetrapper.co.uk/). Ev'ryone teases me about it, but ah knows they all secretly reckon it's right fine."
Whut in tarnation's yer sin'le-most favo'ite TSS moment?
"When Kevin said 'jizz wiz.'"
Whut in tarnation technology terrifies th' hell outta yo'?
"Enny technology thet has t'do wif fire scares th' hell outta me. ah hate fire. ah's also moderately terrified of car ingines."
Whut in tarnation yo' gives yo' the dawgoned-est happiness?
"Mah fambly an' Kevin, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah also love th' ocean, flowers, green tea, travellin' t'distant lan's, cheese, shoes, crostwo'd puzzles, an' pow'ful fine reco'd sto'es."
Whut in tarnation inspires yo' on a regular basis?
"Eff'n yo' count ev'ry four years as a regular basis, then ah say Olympic-level gymnastics."
Whut in tarnation moosic o' song runs cornstantly through yer haid?
"Ev'rythin' In Its Right Place" by Radiohaid
Whut in tarnation video game chareecker does yo' most identify wif an' whuffo'?
"Th' princess. All of them, dawgone it. But mostly jest on account o' of th' pink dress thin'. Identifyin' wif video game chareeckers on a deeper level than thet makes me feel funny."
Whut in tarnation'd be th' ultimate invenshun thet yo'd varmintally like t'see?
"A trimenjus magic vacuum filter thet'd suck up all th' Earth's smog an' spit it back out clean, as enny fool kin plainly see."
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Fry ma Hide, Ma!http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.g4techtv.com%2Ftss
The other dialect is hacker.
Brings back the memories of the Commodore 64..
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